Posted by: effingwishes | April 5, 2012

Grammatically Guarded

How yu doin’?
You wild and spontaneous?

Oh brother!

I honestly don’t know what bugs me more: 1) the fact that there are men out there who think these are the only 2 questions he needs to know before assuming you’ll jump into the sack with him or 2) the horrendous lack of proper grammar!!

I recognize the dating sites I peruse don’t cater solely to Fulbright scholars but Jesus!! Punctuation! Spacing! Men, trust me, it goes a long way in differentiating a total hillbilly from someone I’ll meet for a glass of wine. At least let me waste a few hours with you before realizing you’re a douchebag.


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